Hello there!

Welcome to my website. I’m really glad that you decided to take a look around.

My name is Eli Wendlick, I would like to think that I am pretty good at English…excuse me, pretty well at English. That is why I have this little website.
On this site, I try my hand at putting my foot in my mouth writing so poorly that most English speakers would be offended by the low quality of it all. I won’t let that stop me, though.
Among the interests that I write about on this site are;

  • North Korea – The world’s most hilariously terrifying country
  • Horrible fiction – Truly horrible (usually intentionally). please don’t read it sober
  • Programming – It’s the language of robots
  • Rapberry Pi – It’s a small computer
  • Vidya Games – Mainly my love for Dwarf Fortress
  • Nathan Tuenge
    #1 written by Nathan Tuenge 3 years ago

    hey bud Im going to email more in detail but I just wanted to check out your site

  • Gavin Johnson
    #2 written by Gavin Johnson 3 years ago

    Yeah, I’m just one of your many stalkers. We actually have a support group. We meet every other Friday night… And watch footage from the webcams we have hidden in your apartment.

  • Tim Thomas (Mr. Thomas to you!)
    #3 written by Tim Thomas (Mr. Thomas to you!) 2 years ago

    Hey Eli….saw your name on LinkedIn…I’m happy that your life has turned out as fascinating and as unconventional as I would have expected from those wickedly comic essays you wrote at the end of the 20th century. I’m going to go ahead and take credit for all your success and happiness, though, sadly, your verbal gift came to our class fully formed. If you have time, keep in touch–I’m in Vancouver (the big one, not the suburb!)


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