Portlandia

My hometown only started becoming great after I left. For over a decade I have been away from Portland, and in that time North and Northeast Portland have seen incredible gentrification to the degree that I am now no longer ashamed to admit that I grew up there. North Portland has gotten rid of the […]

Cop Law – Justice Never Stops Coming 5/5

“When a man becomes a cop, they become more than a man – they become a cop.”– Geralt Dubbeldaun, America’s first cop.Truer words have never been spoken, except in part 1, part 2, part 3, and part 4 of the thrilling non-fiction story of Cop Law. This is the fifth and final part of Cop […]

Cop Law – Justice Never Stops Coming 4/5

Originally written as an apology for not meeting my good friend Colin while on vacation, I must now apologize for this apology. Sometimes, the law is too much for people to handle, and they try to ignore it. Little do they know, justice never stops coming. If you don’t read part 1, part 2, andpart […]

Cop Law – Justice Never Stops Coming 3/5

Confucius laid out a system of who deserves the most respect. Confucius lived in a time before cops, so his system was obviously flawed because cops deserve our complete and total compliance. They are the ones that arrest us and make us safe. Learn more about how to admire the police in Part 1 and Part 2. […]