ConAgra Hasn’t Written Me Back Yet

Usually, when you write to a company, you get a response accompanied by wonderful, wonderful coupons. I didn’t even get a response after sending this to ConAgra back in March. I’m going to boycott their delicious products until I get a response or visit a country that sells their products, whichever comes first. To Whom […]

North Korea Moves Forward In Their Ambitions to Be the World’s Greatest Superasshole

North Korea, in an unprecedented act of brilliance, has decided to concede their nuclear ambitions and adopt a government that “values individual spirit, while rooted in Communist ideals” akin to that of China. Just kidding. They are acting like jackasses again. Literally a day after writing an update on their missile/satellite ambitions, it has been […]

North Korea’s Missile Is Compensating For Something

Kim Jong Un and by extension, North Korea, have one again demonstrated that no degree of food aid will deter them from being compete idiots. North Korea operates exactly like a spoiled child who has been conditioned to act out to get what they want, and it appears that they want food again. They have […]

Raspberry Pi: A Comprehensive Guide

Raspberry Pi is the poorly named tiny computer being produced for poor people to allow them to have a computer. Originally marketed as the Raspberry Pie, the extra ‘e’ was dropped in favor of the American spelling as well as to cut costs. It was a direct result of the One Laptop Per Child foundation’s […]