Tips for Moderators

The word “moderator” derives from the Latin “moderatos”, which translates to “one who breathes freshly”. In ancient times, positions of power were given to those that could prove themselves as having the best breath. People would use items of times to achieve this, with the most successful usually being cloves and apple rinds soaked in […]

I Kid You Not

The sucker punch caught you right in the ear and jolted your head to the side. You turn your head back to face the jackass and see their grin immediately give way. They had probably dropped people in the past using a clumsy punch like that. Well, it didn’t catch your temple, or twist your […]

Dear Diary

Dear diary, Jessica took my picture today. We are now friends. I visited her last night and watched her sleep. She was so peaceful. She has a lot of nice things in her home, and I tried really not to take anything, but ended up taking a pair of tweezers. I hope she won’t miss […]

Kim Jong Il’s Status Downgraded to Kim Jong Dead

With the passing of the Dear Leader due to “overlove of his citizens”, we enter the awkward 3rd age of the Kim dynasty in North Korea. In the beginning, China wanted to give everyone the gift of oppression and got a lot of folks excited over living in drab concrete buildings. Only having recently hopped […]