Kim Jong Il’s Status Downgraded to Kim Jong Dead

With the passing of the Dear Leader due to “overlove of his citizens”, we enter the awkward 3rd age of the Kim dynasty in North Korea. In the beginning, China wanted to give everyone the gift of oppression and got a lot of folks excited over living in drab concrete buildings. Only having recently hopped […]

Portlandia

My hometown only started becoming great after I left. For over a decade I have been away from Portland, and in that time North and Northeast Portland have seen incredible gentrification to the degree that I am now no longer ashamed to admit that I grew up there. North Portland has gotten rid of the […]

Cop Law – Justice Never Stops Coming 5/5

“When a man becomes a cop, they become more than a man – they become a cop.”– Geralt Dubbeldaun, America’s first cop.Truer words have never been spoken, except in part 1, part 2, part 3, and part 4 of the thrilling non-fiction story of Cop Law. This is the fifth and final part of Cop […]

Cop Law – Justice Never Stops Coming 4/5

Originally written as an apology for not meeting my good friend Colin while on vacation, I must now apologize for this apology. Sometimes, the law is too much for people to handle, and they try to ignore it. Little do they know, justice never stops coming. If you don’t read part 1, part 2, andpart […]