North Korea Moves Forward In Their Ambitions to Be the World’s Greatest Superasshole

North Korea, in an unprecedented act of brilliance, has decided to concede their nuclear ambitions and adopt a government that “values individual spirit, while rooted in Communist ideals” akin to that of China. Just kidding. They are acting like jackasses again. Literally a day after writing an update on their missile/satellite ambitions, it has been […]

North Korea’s Missile Is Compensating For Something

Kim Jong Un and by extension, North Korea, have one again demonstrated that no degree of food aid will deter them from being compete idiots. North Korea operates exactly like a spoiled child who has been conditioned to act out to get what they want, and it appears that they want food again. They have […]

Dwarf Fortress – Catastrophic Losses Are Hilarious

Many years ago in a time when computers displayed only text, a game called Rogue emerged. Rogue was a game where bored UNIX sysadmins would pass the time and look busy in the eyes of non-technical managers. The game itself involved randomly generated adventures in shit graphics with permadeath, and has since spawned hundreds of […]

Dropping the SOPA

“Someone hacked my E-mail and put viruses on my computer”. What I say: “Oh dear!” What I think: “I’ve warned you over a dozen times to check the URL of a site before you blindly enter your information. You weren’t hacked. Also, stop clicking every flashing link on those sketchy porn sites and installing the […]